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Sunday, July 30, 2006

All Right!!! Reli Been Ages Since I Blogged XD Well Today While Tracting, I Was Talking To Canida Abt Jokes, And I Forgot Most Of Them, So Here We Are... A Post Abt Jokes ><" Juz Hope Anyone Who Still Frequents Mi Blog Checks This Out XD Haha... Oh Ya Anyways, This Is From A Book XD

Two Frens, Dave And John Are Talking Abt Their Love Life.
Dave:"So, John, How's It Going With The Ladies?"
John:"All Women Are Nothing But Sex Objects."
Dave:"Really?"
John:"Yep. Whenever I mention Sex, They Object!!"

To Impress His Date, The Young Man Took Her To A Very Chic Italian Restaurant. After Sipping Some Fine Wine, He Picked Up The Menu And Ordered.
"We'll Have The Giuseppe Spomdalucci," He Said.
"Sorry Sir," Said The Waiter. "That's The Owner!"

Desperate BF:"Sir, Your Daughter Says She Loves Me, And She Can't Live Without Me, And She Wants To Marry Me."
Parent:"And You're Asking My Permission To Marry Her?"
Desperate BF:"No, I'm Asking You To Make Her Leave Me Alone!"

A Funeral Service Is Being Held In A Synagogue For A Woman Who Just Passed Away. At The End Of The Service, The Pallbearers Are Carrying The Casket Out, When They Accidentally Bump Into A Wall, Jarring The Casket. They Hear A Faint Moan. They Open The Casket And Find That The Woman Is Alive. In Fact, She Lives For Ten More Years!!! Alas, She Finally Dies And The Funeral Is Again Held At The Same Synagogue. At The End Of The Ceremony, The Pallbearers Are Carrying Out The Casket. As They Are Walking Down The Aisle, The Husband Cries Out... "Watch Out For The Wall!!!"

Smith Goes To See His Supervisor In The Front Office.
"Boss," He Says, "We're Doing Some Heavy House-Cleaning At Home Tomorrow, And My Wife Needs Me To Help With The Attic And The Garage, Moving And Hauling Stuff."
"We're Short-Handed, Smith," The Boss Replies. "I Can't Give You The Day Off."
"Thanks, Boss," Says Smith, " I Knew I Could Count On You!"

An Elderly Couple, Georgia And Fred, Sit Down To Their Thanksgiving Dinner.
Before Eating His Wife Remarks, "Has Our 50 Years Of Marriage Made You Grateful?"
"Yes, Indeed!" Fred Replied. "I Was Grateful For The Twenty Years I Was A Bachelor!"

This Couple Had No hildren. Their Neighbour Had Seven Children. The Husband Went To The Neighbour For Guidance.
"This Saturday," Suggested His Neighbour, " Take Her Out To Her Favourite Restaurant, Order A Bottle Of The Best Wine, And Dine In Candle Light. After Dinner Bring Her Home And Open A Bottle Of The Best Champagne. Take Off All Her Clothes And Make Her Lie Down In Bed."
"Then?" Asked The Husband.
"Then Just Call Me!!" Said The Neighbour.

A Guy Was Kneeling Down By The Grave, Crying His Heart Out. "Oh Why Did You Have To Die? Why Did You Have To Die?"
A Passer-By, Touched By The Scene, Placed An Arm On His Shoulders, "Come, Come I Know How You Feel, Was This Your Father? Or Your Mother?"
"No, No," Cried The Man Again, "Oh, Why Did You Have To Die..."
"Was This Your Wife?" Asked The Passer-By Again.
"No, No, Oh Why Did He Have To Die..."
"Oh Pu-Lease, Tell Me Who It Is."
"He Was My Wife's First Husband," Groaned The Guy.

Last Joke!!!

A Guy, In His Office, Was Boasting To His Friend How Much He Loved His Wife.
A Friend Asked Him, "What Is The Colour Of Her Eyes?"The Guy Was Speechless. He Didn't Know. Immediately, He Went Home And Entered The Bedroom. The Wife Was Lying On The Bed With Her Eyes Open.
He Looked At Her Eyes And Said, "Ah, Brown."
Hearing This, Mr Brown Came Out From Under The Bed And Said, "How In The World Did You Know I Was Here??"

Ok, Thats All Folks! I'm Off To Dinner~ Sorry If The Jokes Are A Little Pervy ><" Ciao!

Signing Off,
Zilin, Not Ziling, Nor Zhilin

- 4:30 AM -

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Okay... Sure Has Been A While Since I Blogged... Now 5.40am Ler... Real Energetic. Slept From 11.30am To 5.30am LoL... More Than 12 Hrs Seh... =) Like Pig...

This Is All Because Of The Jurong Camp!!! It Was Real Good! There Were Real Fun Games, 2 By Me, And The Rest By Mr Kelvin, The Games And Camp I/C Or Ms Angelia =P Not Forgetting Eugene The Next Camp I/C Who I Found Very Sporty Indeed. The Chef I/C Was Zelda, Who Prepared Delicious Breakfast For Us Daily And Prepared Milo And Coffee For Supper.

Hmm... Basically, There Were Many Diff Kinds Of Activities, Lessons Conducted By Kelvin Or Eugene Perhaps, And Joseph And Me Doing Devotion!^^ Other Than That, We Were Busy Preparing For Talentnight, Though Group 1 Got Last, We Have To Remember Never To Give Up! Push On For The Next Camp!

Compared To YDP, Both Are Pretty Good As Vincent Is Experienced Too. But Population Was A SLIGHT Problem.

In YDP, The Huge Population Made Mi Familiarize With Quite A Sum Of People, But Some People Still Didn't Mix With Me... So There Was No Way We Could Communicate, Which Made YDP A Little Tough To Handle... Thus...

In Jurong Camp, The Small Population Made Me Know Everyone There. When I Was Song Leading Or Doing My Devotion, Or Doing My Games, That I Realised There Weren't Many People, 25-Odd? I Didn't Check. But More Or Less, It's Ok To Me...

Oh Yes, Last But Not Least, It Was The Last Night!!! Wakakka! That Wan I Onli Stay Up Till 7.30am Odd Then Konk Out Till 8.00am Den I Go Up At 8.30am And Konk Out Till 9.am Den Have To Clean Up Den Go Home -_-" Lucky I Eat Lunch 1st LoL...Before I Sleep, Well, In Bridge, We Played Ard 19 Matches... After Murderer And Watermelon Spitting...

The 1st Ten Matches: Eugene:

1-Lose 1-Win
2-Lose 2-Lose
3-Lose 3-Win
4-Lose 4-Lose
5-Lose 5-Win
6-Lose 6-Lose
7-Lose 7-Win
8-Lose 8-Lose
9-Lose 9-Win
10-Win 10-Lose

The Next 9 Matches: Eugene:

1-Win 1-Win
2-Win 2-Lose
3-Win 3-Win
4-Win 4-Lose
5-Win 5-Win
6-Win 6-Lose
7-Win 7-Win
8-Win 8-Lose
9-Win 9-Win

P.S Good Job Jurong! The Camp Was Great!!! I Cried When I Started To Go Winning Table!!! =) =P +P

Signing Off,
The Fat Boy,
Zilin

- 2:41 PM -

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Finally, I've Decided To Change Mi Font Colour. And Found A Suitable One I Guess... The Last One Was A Little Glaring For The Eyes Hahax...

Srry The Last Post For Medalene Had A Problem, I Put Brackets Of The Names Next To The Question But They Didn't Appear. Sry There...

Sighs, Now Klang Youths Enjoying Themselves At YES Hahax... And Not A Single Of Us Jurong Youths Attending T.T I Think!

Oh Well, The Verdict's Been Made. Doing Devotion Le... 11th~14th, Wonder Which Day... Summore Games I/C HeeHeex!!! Can't Wait...!!! Though I Hope That The Lesson Will Work...

Not Forgetting That Even Though June Hols, I Practically Have Classes Most Of The Time... Onli Free Week Is... Uhh... 3rd Week I Think. Teacher Let Me Pon Class LoL... He Say Lemme Relax!!!^^ What A Good Teacher

LoL, Summore Last Time I Always Thought He Wasn't Good Haha, Oh Well, I Gtg Le, Will Post More The Next Time!!! Sry Folks^^

Signing Off,
The Fatty,
Zi Lin

- 8:18 AM -

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Here I Am Again, Abt To Post Abt Medas Stuff Haha. Well, Here Is The 20!!!

1.Zilin
2.Victoria
3.Long Jong
4.Frances
5.Kelvin
6.Sean
7.Debbie
8.Canida
9.Kareen
10.Benjamin
11.Zelda
12.Joseph
13.Janelle
14.Jia Meng
15.Zer Quan
16.Zer Chen
17.Rui Qi
18.Eudora
19.Eugene
20.Eustacia

Ok... Well Den, Begin!^^

How Did U Meet 14?
LoL Duh Church. We Met Since 6. It's Been A Long Time.

What Would U Do If U Ever Met 1?
I Would Scream And Run For Life. A Clone. Crazy.

What Would U Do If 20 And 9 Dated?
Huh, I Would Tell Them That, As Christians, No Lesbianing. Despite The Fact That There's No Such Word.

Did U Ever Like 19?
As A Fren... Duh! He Plays With Mi Pokemon Everyday!!!^^

Would 6 And 17 Make A Good Couple?
LoL... I've Nvr Imagined It In My Life... But I Think It's Possible >.<>

Describe 3...
His Mi Dad, A Real Good Guy. That's All I Can Say.

Do You Think 8 Is Attractive?
Gulps... Well Yes, No Offence Taken Pls... Later Get Bashed!!! LoL, Ya La But I Treat Her As A Sister Of Mine More^^

Say Sumtink Abt 7...
O.O A House Girl, Working A Lot, A Cute And Say... Pretty Girl. Hahax! Mi Big Sis^^

Do You Knoe Any Of 12's Family Members?
LoL Duh I Know 13. Janelle -.- Sisters, I Oso Know His Dad And Mom And Younger Daughter Too!

What's 8's Favourite?
Spongebob... And Patrick!

What Would You Do If 11 Confesses That He/She Likes U?
Man... I Dunno. Duh I'll Decline. Or Mainly I'll Be Bashed By Ben.

What Language Does 15 Speak?
Uhm, Chinese And English.

Who Is 9 Going Out With?
She Claims She Does Not Have Any Boyfren... Till Today?^^

When Was The Last Time U Talked To 13?
Yesterday While Playing Captain's Ball!!!^^

Who's 2's Favourite Band/Singer?
I Haf No Idea. She Goes For All Types^^

Would U Date 4?
Hmm, I Think I'll Get Bashed Up By Mi Dad. LOL!!!

Would U Date 7?
Dun Mind, But She's Kinda An Oldie -_-" I Wouldn't Mind La.

Is 15 Single?
Duh No, Unless I'm Gay!!!

What's 10's Last Name?
Uh, Benjamin Chen Yong Ze, I Think. So Chen Lor!!!

Would U Ever Be In A Serious Relationship With 11?
It's Her Choice. But She's Too Old Some, And Like I Said, Ben Would Punch Me LOL!!!

What School Does 3 Go To?
He's Working, Mediacorp HAHA!!!

Where Does 6 Live?
Klang. But Specifically Which Part, I've No Idea.

What's Ur Favourite Thing Abt 5?
He Is Sporty And Usually Takes Care Of Mi, His Cute Lil' Bro!

Have U Seen 1 Naked?
Hmm, I'm Used To It. Hahax!!!

Well, That's All Folks! Ciao!

Signing Off,
The Fat Boy,
Zilin

- 10:57 PM -

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Heyax All! Tmr Check-Up Le. But I'm Quite Confident Hahax.

Today Mother's Day! I Trying Make My Mom Happy Hahax, But To No Avail >.<

Hmm... I Still Have Those Weird Dreams, People Dying. Horribly. *Sighs* Oh Ya, Yesterday Was Mi Sis' Birthday. It Was Real Good. We Were Having *Movie Marathon*, Super Fun, Watch Poseidon And Mi3, I Think Kelvin, Audrey, Ah Meng, Canida And Medalene Bankrupt Liao Hahax!!!

Well, Tmw Get Results, Not Juz Mi Check-Up. Sighs. Die Liao. Hahax. I'm Confident I Do Better Than The CA1, Onli How Much Better. Now School Is Like So Frustrating, The Main Exam Coming Hahax.

Well, I Gtg Le, Install Games Etc, Mi Com Juz Get Half Restored Back! It Was Corrupted Before -_-"

*Note*: Kelvin I Nvr Miss U!!! As In Miss U Outta The 5!!!

Signing Off,
The Fat Boy,
Zilin

- 12:29 AM -

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Heya Everyone... Again.

Now I Feeling Not Much Better, Mi Check-Up Is On Monday. I'm Really Worried. I've Been Having Many Weird Dreams. I Reli Dun Feel Good. Always People Dying. Especially People Who Are Close To Me. This Reli... Sux.

I Dunno La. Mi Mom Today Went For Check-Up Too. The Results Were Pretty Ok. No Cancerous Cells. I Would Hope. There Is 10% Chance.

I Hope I'll Enjoy The Days In My Life. Going Picnic Tmw And Dinner At Kelvin Hse! Will Be Fun... I Guess... Wakakaka!

Signing Off,
The Fat Boy,
Zilin

- 6:24 AM -

Monday, April 24, 2006

Dear God,
Right Now, My Family Is Going Through Many Trials. I Would Especially Like To Pray For My Mom Too. She Is Having Some Problems And Going For An Operation On 11th May. As For My Dad, He's Gone Overseas And Will Only Be Back From Los Angeles Next Friday. Please Guide Him Along The Way And Keep Him Safe.
I Myself Am Having Some Problems At The Moment. I Just Went To See A Specialist At Health Promotion Board Today And They Made An Appointment With Me To The Hospital. It Will Be On The 11th May Too. Seems Like It Is The Day Of Troubles, Just 2 Days Before My Sis' Birthday Too. I Hope That All Will Go Well.

Amen.

Note To All: It Has Already Took Me Lotsa Courage To Share This. Please Do Not Leak It Out. Thank You.

Signing Off,
The Sick Ones,
Zilin

- 3:00 AM -